So i’ve to keep my blood pressure down but coming on tumblr and seeing porn just does NOT help.

I was going to write a text post but forgot what i was going to say; A story by me.

Trimming your pubes is the scariest thing ever when you’re using trimming scissors.

Especially when you get near your balls, fuck.

Gonna get reekin’ tonight, pray for my liver.

That’s cool i’ll hang by myself in london then :-)))

So I’m gonna be in London for a couple of days next week, who wants to hang?